[转帖]装修笑话（1）
<div><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: list 0cm;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某日，女业主去家装工地视察。工长不在，在他新的工地上。工人们替工长亲切地和女业主打招呼并替工长聆听女业主的教诲。女业主刚走进主卫就发现了重大问题：简易蹲便器被工长拿走了。女业主的不满冲口而出，对着她最熟悉的一个瓦工：“他拿走了便坑，你们怎么上厕所啊！”。看着瓦工，咦！？他怎么脸涨得通红，又咽吐沫，又翻白眼啊！？</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">......</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">过了分钟，他才说：“大姐啊！你让我怎么给你讲啊！”</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"> 女业主和周围的工人一起笑倒了。我的语气强烈的反问句，被他理解成了特殊疑问句。对，一个腼腆的未婚小伙子是不能详解这“方式”。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: list 0cm;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">二、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">装修开始以前，我多是一个淑女形象，但接手我家的装修监理工作，我就不淑女了。我现在升级了，是装修专家了。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span><br/>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">我天天去工地视察一至两次，回回在哪儿演讲或严肃地发布刚在网上学习的</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">鬃</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">标准。开始时，吓得工长不轻：因为实际施工的，好像严格执行标准的不多。而且我常记错</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">标准</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">上的数字，他们好像总差很远。有时候相差太多了，他们才怯生生地问：您的单位是公分还是米～～结果是搞得我很没面子。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: list 0cm;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">三、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">错了诸多次之后，也就没什么人重视我的专家身份了。象我这种买菜都算不过账的人，不露馅也真难啊。就算了一项电路改造的走线数额，简单加法，我就加错了</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">60</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">多米，比实际发生量（暗线）多了一倍多。工长尚好，替我改了过来。这结果是，后面他们都想让我算，连检查都不想再检查。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">计算方面我只好放弃了主动：让他们算，我检查。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">标准</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">他们也不再认真听我的～～</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">为了重建我的高大全形象，我绞尽脑汁又想出了一招：印了一份花花绿绿的</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“Excel”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">表格，其实就是我家实际发生的工程量，但搞成好几种颜色，还有底纹什么的。工长看了果然又对我肃然起敬起来（他们真没人会用电脑）。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<p>装修笑话（2）</p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一女主人请一师傅装修卧室，白天没有干完。晚上丈夫回来进卧室开灯，因太黑摸在开关旁边新刷的油漆上，留下了手印。第二天，装修工来干活。女主人说：“请你到卧室来，我让你看一看昨晚我丈夫摸过的地方。”装修工很尴尬地说：“我洁身自爱，你怎能看你丈夫摸你的地方呢。”</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">二、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">唐僧准备装修新房，找到苗条且具有骨感美的装潢老板白小姐做工料双包，并提出让悟空做监理。白小姐劝唐僧少花监理费这种冤枉钱，省下钱来买袈裟更划算，僧以为然。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">结果装修价高质次，唐僧累得瘦掉一身肉，无奈之下他急欲找悟空帮忙，想起了紧箍咒，于是默念咒语，过了好一阵，空中传来甜美温柔女声：“对不起，您呼叫的用户不在服务区……”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 54pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: -17.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: -1.99; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 3.44gd;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">三、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一装潢商为扩展业务，打出广告：“装修满</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">万元送空调柜机一台。“</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某人请他装修一新房，造价</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">万，竣工后凭广告去领空调。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">装潢商问：你买的空调在哪里？我让搬运工帮你送！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 45.2pt; TEXT-INDENT: -9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: -1.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-para-margin-left: 3.45gd;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">四、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某装潢公司设计施工以环保著称，甚至打出广告：环保检测不合格，全额退款。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">该公司质检部经理购置新房一套，装修竣工三月有余，眼看夏季已至，儿子吵着闹着要搬新居，经理始终不允，其妻困惑，询问何因？</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“我是不想让咱孩子得白血病嘛”经理悄悄对妻说。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 0.05pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 35.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 3.99; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">五、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">裘千丈来到无锡太湖归云庄，借其胞兄裘千仞之名号，注册成立“铁掌装饰无锡分公司。”并到处宣传公司设计轻灵曼妙如水上飘，施工庄重雄浑如铁砂掌。</span>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">冠绝天下，独步武林，无人能比！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 0.05pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 53.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 5.99; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">陆冠英看过几张“铁掌分公司”的效果图后，表示愿意委以重托。付设计费前，陆冠英自言自语地说，他准备请郭靖做监理，用打狗棒“削”字诀砍价，用降龙十八掌检查质量……</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">当晚，裘千丈将“铁掌分公司”注销，收拾铺盖，打道回府。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 0.05pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 35.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 3.99; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">六、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某日与业主讨论设计方案，女主人坚持要买一个大大的电视放在客厅，要知道她的房子好小哟！男主人摸了一下眼镜，轻轻地对女人说“亲爱的，我们要把电视放在阳台上，还是把沙发放在阳台上。”我可是忍住不敢笑</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: list 0cm;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">七、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">偶有一次一不小心买的木工板，工人开出来后发现居然有钉子，去找建材老板，建材老板大嘴一歪：你吼啥，钉子我又没有收你的钱，寒，亏我还是老客户</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 0.05pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 35.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 3.99; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">八</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、我一个做装饰的朋友给客户打电话，没有半个小时一般是不会完的，一次</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">15</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">分钟就挂了电话，大家非常奇怪，她不好意思笑笑，刚刚打错了，爆笑</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span></p> <p>装修笑话（3）</p><div><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某日，几个装修工人在小区门口闲得无聊，看见一位</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">mm</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">牵一狗狗在逛，大声问到“美女，干吗牵着你的弟弟到处走啊”，</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">mm</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一脸的浅笑：怕它去搞装修啊！！！！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"></span> </p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">二、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">某装修公司出纳叫业主把尾款结了，业主叫她自已去拿，出纳大怒，别得意，现在是我找你，以后可是你找我了，小样</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">三、</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">海口市一位市民购房后急着早日住上新房，便赶着装修自家毛坯房，不料急中出错，竟然装修到邻居家里，闹出了一个大笑话。</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">月</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">24</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">日，记者在皇家花园得知此事。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"> 去年</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">月</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">日，杜先生花了</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">16</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">．</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">万元在龙昆南路皇家花园购买了一套</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">×</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">楼三房二厅二卫的毛坯房。为了早日住上新房，今年春节后，杜先生请来装修工为</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">×</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">楼</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房装修。花了</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">万多元装修完工，今年</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">月，同楼</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房的购房户上楼看自己的房子时惊奇地发现，自己的房子莫名其妙被装修好了。一打听，原是隔壁邻居</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房的业主装修错了，把自己</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房错当成</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房装修了。粗心户主花钱不讨好记者看到，</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">×</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">楼</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房和</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">A</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">房两房户型相同，难怪杜先生会把自家房子装修错了。目前，双方就装修价格协调问题还没有达成一致意见。</span></p></div> <p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">装修笑话（4）</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">趁着五一，楼上楼下几家新邻居都在抓紧时间装修，白天不是电锯响就是切割机响，</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><a href="http://155.adsina.allyes.com/main/adfclick?user=AFP6_for_SINA%7CCul%7CCulPIP&db=sina"><span style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none; text-underline: none;">
<font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></a></span></p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;"></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">热闹劲儿就别提了。</span>
<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">夜里，我和老公被隔壁敲打声惊醒了。打开灯一看：一点半。顿时气不打一处来，闹了一白天还不够，晚上还要施工，还讲不讲公德！一怒之下，举起拳头使劲敲墙，咚咚！咚咚咚！敲打声依旧，根本无济于事。于是我打开窗户，嚷道：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">深更半夜的，别敲了！</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">您别说，这么一喊还真管用，敲打声停下来了。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">我关上窗户，回头爬上床刚躺下，敲打声又响起来了。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">这下我怒火中烧，刚要采取行动。就听楼下有位大爷喊上了：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">喂，六楼的，都一点多了还敲，还让不让人睡觉了？</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">响声依旧</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">，</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">又有一位大爷喊道：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">别敲了，再敲我们找物业了！</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">还有人喊：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">再敲我们就报</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">110</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">！</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">敲打声终于停了下来。老公一脸幸灾乐祸地笑了：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">瞧咱们院儿的大爷，多有正义感！</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"> 话音刚落，隔壁的敲打声又响了起来。正当我准备去邻居家质问时，我们家响起敲门声，忙穿好衣服，开门一看，两位大爷带着物业公司的保安站在门口，大爷一见我就嚷嚷：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">你们家怎么搞的，大半夜还搞装修，扰得四邻不安，让不让人睡了！</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">”</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我惊讶地说：</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不是我们家装修啊？</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不是你们家，那为什么整栋楼就你们家亮着灯？</span><span lang="EN-US" xmllang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">一位大爷气呼呼地说。</span></p> 有趣
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